10th House Designs

Your Dysfunctional HOME on the Internet...
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Website Design & Hosting

When in doubt, use a Bigger Hammer...

10th House Designs believes in nature and a clean environment, so in creating your website, we will also give you a FREE PLANT!!.

Do you like Gumbo & Jambalaya?... We sure do too... Just thought I'd share that with you.

My first car was a $75 1965 Ford Thunderbird... My friends call it a POS, but I liked it anyway. So what if it was rusty & didn't run well.

I know I should be talking about computer programming but that is boring... So let's talk about fishing instead...

  • When fishing, you are not at work...
  • A good sport because you can drink beer...
  • There are often girls in bikini's on the shore...

Did you know that A third of all divorce filings of 2011 in the U.S. contained the word 'Facebook'.

All of the 14 billion publicly accessible web sites are connected to each other by 19 clicks or less..

Out of 14 billion public websites, WeeklyHoroscope.com ranks in the top 50,000... Not too bad for a man with a very screwed up brain...

The photo above has nothing to do with computers or electronics, but it reminds me that I have to go clean the yard before winter arrives

Network Services

Plug in da wires... Hocus Pocus... and PRESTO... It works...

Can you find the computer programmer in this image?... No you can't and that is because most computer programmers work for relatively low wages and are often unappreciated for their skills.

Ut scelerisque, sapien in luctus ultrices, magna ante convallis orci.. I don't know what this means, but I felt it!!

For those that took Latin in school...
...Just so all that time wasn't wasted.

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Is this a photo of a shoreline or is it an image of a horsefly's penis?

Science teaches us that most of the edjamakashun system is run by a harvard university gentleman named Special Ed.

Good thing this appears on a computer because I just passed gas.

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Ooops... Sorry, I am repeating myself again...
and that Latin keeps coming back too... Arrrg...
Where is my medicine?!!

Wanna Call us on the Telly-Phone?

Can you hear me now?... Keep the String on the Soup-Cans tighter...

Original Photo

Ok, I'll make an appointment to visit the optomitist fercrissakes... Just stop naggin' me woman!!

Geeshka, So I thought it was a map of Argentina... Big deal!!

Deja Vu

I remember a map of Argentina vividly... But then again, I was very high when I saw it... Yer kiddin' a dinner photo?...

When I said this, I was hit by a large frying pan. (didn't look like food to me)

ACID Flashback

I'm not feeling very well, I think I just vomitted on the rug.

Wait, no... That is just the stains on my shirt after eating Mighty Taco.
Perhaps it's an Argentina map photo...

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But please, Speak in English Fercrissakes...

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